QWOP 'Til You Drop

ALL THE WOMEN WHO INDEPENDENT

There are five heterosexual men, all squashed into a Fiat.

ALL THE HONEYS WHO MAKIN' MONEY

One of them is wearing pyjamas, another has glorious pair of Bill Sykes muttonchops.

ALL THE MOMMAS WHO PROFIT DOLLAS

They are listening to Independent Women (Pt. 1) by Destiny's Child. They know a few too many of the words.

ALL THE LADIES WHO TRULY FEEL ME

These were the scenes when Tom, Josh and myself (for it was I in my jammies) went to pick Cliffey and JR up from The Black Griffin last night. It was the first time we've listened to Destiny's Child in Tom's car without being stopped by the police.

THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME!

And the night only got better when Josh introduced us to QWOP.

It's perhaps the most difficult - yet most addictive - game in history. Go ahead, try it out. I'll wait.

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Whu-you came back? How? Well, uh, I don't remember who did the best. Suffice to say it wasn't me, I think it was Cliffey or maybe JR (he was The Ultimate Man of 2010, after all; muttonchops and dirty pints are apparently the way forward). Pete did pretty well too but he kind of cheated.

Joel.