Asploding Coke

Pete has gone to Devon for a few days, but he's left us with a bit of a mess in the freezer. He left a can of Coke in there, you see, and there was some expansion, and now his cock Coke has exploded. So there's now a sort of brownish sludge in the freezer - Soph thought it was shit, but it wasn't - and we're trying to decide whether to clean it up or leave it to show Pete.

Everyone seems to have had a nice, gay weekend, especially Cliffey and Tom who spent almost the whole time playing Fifa, stopping only to go and watch the real football in Varsity. The rest of us, not best pleased with the vast crowd in Varsity, went to Coffee #1 instead. I had a slice of chocolate cake, and it almost killed me.

Unfortunately for anyone who might have wanted any of my time over the next few months, the new series of Strictly Come Dancing started on Friday.

And now I'm going to sign off and watch The Inbetweeners. My life is slowly being taken over by TV shows.

Joel.