A Revelation

I had something very insightful to post here but now I've forgotten it. Now I'm just feeling incredibly envious of Ed Stockham's ability to make stuff.

I think I'm going to have to pistol whip Cliffey into making Cranberry Panda a reality. More on that soon...?

Joel.

Another One of Our Bright Ideas

We came up with this late last night, Cliffey decided he wanted to make a web cartoon thingy similar to Llamas With Hats and this was the result, or at least the beginning of it.

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CRANBERRY PANDA

We see a tourism advert for Las Vegas, after which we immediately cut to a shot of a bungalow in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Dwelling within are Clarence Q. Pineapple and John Penguin, Jr. They briefly complain about their living situation (which is Penguin's fault in some way), before we cut to...

OPENING CREDITS

Penguin and Pineapple are watching a children's TV show, which is interrupted by a news bulletin warning viewers of a zebra murderer on the loose. Pineapple and Penguin look out the window to see a zebra frolicking in the desert outside. They discuss whether or not to alert the authorities, when suddenly they look back to see the zebra silently staring in at them. They exchange glances, and after a minute or two of tense silence, the zebra greets them in an overly friendly manner.

Z: "HI!"
Pgn: ...
Pnpple: ...Are you gonna murder us?
Z: Probably! I have killed over 17,000 people!

Pineapple and Penguin excuse themselves to the kitchen to discuss their options.

Pgn: "What should we do?"
Pnpple: "Well I can't run away, I ain't got no feet!"

They wonder aloud how one gets rid of a psychotic zebra.

Pgn: "Would it help if we played dead?"
Z: (From the next room) "If you play dead I'll kill ya!"
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To be continued, possibly.

Joel.