A Telegram From Scotland

THANKS CLIFFEY FOR SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY UPDATE STOP "CAT-STAMPING HANGOVER" WILL HENCEFORTH ENTER MY EVERYDAY USAGE STOP CURRENTLY STAYING WITH SARAH'S GRANDPARENTS STOP SARAH'S GRANDPA SAYS FOOTBALLERS THESE DAYS ARE "A BUNCH OF DOOLIES" STOP GOT THE TRAIN TO AYR TODAY AND MET SARAH'S AUNTY FOR LUNCH STOP I BOUGHT AN EDITORS TAB BOOK FROM WATERSTONE'S STOP STAY IN COTTAGE NEAR DOLLAR WAS LOVELY STOP ENGAGED IN MANY ACTIVITIES FROM ZOO VISITS TO PING-PONG TOURNAMENTS STOP WILL GO INTO MORE DETAIL UPON RETURNING ON TUESDAY STOP LOVE JOEL STOP